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  BODY FAT on current GOVERNING BODY members verus FRANZ-ERA GB members

  by Calebs Airplane in

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  has anyone noticed that the gb 2.0 is a lot heavier than the gb 1.0?.

  at their age, a normal percentage of body fat should be somewhere in the 18-24% range.. so let's go down the list and see who gets the most invites to dinner.... anthony morris iii - 34% body fatsamuel herd - 40% body fatstephen lett - 29% body fatdavid splane - 25% body fatguy pierce - 24% body fatgerrit losch - 38% body fatgeoffrey jackson - 39% body fattom sanderson - 27% body fatnow that's a whole lotta fat.

  frederick franz would be furious.. .

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  In some cultures, large body size is associated with wealth and power. In the GB 2.0, large body size is associated with prominence and spirituality. Now how is that a "personal attack"?
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  Is this true? Don't Call 911 If The Guy In The Next Seat Falls Ill at The DC?

  by Room 215 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this from a recent thread: .

  "recent ridiculous instructions about not calling 9-1-1 yourself at district conventions if someone is having a heart attack but, instead, telling an attendant, who is supposed to let the first aid department know so they can come and assess the person and then call the paramedics.".

  i hadn't heard this before.... sadly, it seems in perfectly in character for them.

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  Yes! I heard that too... It bothered me so much that I aproached an elder and asked what the logic was... His response was that they didn't want multiple brothers calling 911 all at the same time creating unecessary confusion. he emphasized that there needed to be an organized procedure so as not to dishonor Jehovah's name... Unbelievable, I know... But TRUE !!! Now maybe that's not the official WT explanation and maybe this elder was speaking off the cuff... However, the 911 instructions were clear... you were to find an attendant and let him take care of it.

  So, as precious seconds are ticking away, you are to walk over the heart attack victim and attempt to find an attendant (not call 911 yourself) and hope he doesn't die before you finally find an attendant...

  Sickening
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  BODY FAT on current GOVERNING BODY members verus FRANZ-ERA GB members

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. social
  2. physical

  has anyone noticed that the gb 2.0 is a lot heavier than the gb 1.0?.

  at their age, a normal percentage of body fat should be somewhere in the 18-24% range.. so let's go down the list and see who gets the most invites to dinner.... anthony morris iii - 34% body fatsamuel herd - 40% body fatstephen lett - 29% body fatdavid splane - 25% body fatguy pierce - 24% body fatgerrit losch - 38% body fatgeoffrey jackson - 39% body fattom sanderson - 27% body fatnow that's a whole lotta fat.

  frederick franz would be furious.. .

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  Lamacool... thanks... not sure where I got "Tom" from... oh well...

  Poppers... it's just a guesstimate... my brother was a trainer and I picked up some of that from him...

  Anyways.... I was really just highlighting the fact that the GB 2.0 is a lot heavier than the GB 1.0...
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  BODY FAT on current GOVERNING BODY members verus FRANZ-ERA GB members

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. social
  2. physical

  has anyone noticed that the gb 2.0 is a lot heavier than the gb 1.0?.

  at their age, a normal percentage of body fat should be somewhere in the 18-24% range.. so let's go down the list and see who gets the most invites to dinner.... anthony morris iii - 34% body fatsamuel herd - 40% body fatstephen lett - 29% body fatdavid splane - 25% body fatguy pierce - 24% body fatgerrit losch - 38% body fatgeoffrey jackson - 39% body fattom sanderson - 27% body fatnow that's a whole lotta fat.

  frederick franz would be furious.. .

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  Has anyone noticed that the GB 2.0 is a lot heavier than the GB 1.0?

  At their age, a normal percentage of body fat should be somewhere in the 18-24% range.

  So let's go down the list and see who gets the most invites to dinner...

  • Anthony Morris III - 34% Body Fat
  • Samuel Herd - 40% Body Fat
  • Stephen Lett - 29% Body Fat
  • David Splane - 25% Body Fat
  • Guy Pierce - 24% Body Fat
  • Gerrit Losch - 38% Body fat
  • Geoffrey Jackson - 39% Body fat
  • Tom Sanderson - 27% Body Fat

  Now that's a whole lotta fat. Frederick Franz would be furious.
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  Re: 2013 annual meeting

  by pixel in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  remember, you read it here first!.

  dear brothers: .

  we are pleased to announce that arrangements are being made for all baptized and unbaptized publishers who read and write english, along with their minor children, to be invited to locations where they can hear the 2013 annual meeting program that will be presented on saturday, .

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  Yadda... good observation... Also, if any group of people have an "interchange of encouragement", how can that NOT be mutual? These bethel letter-writers probably have a small manual of "spritual phrases" to use when they send out letters and don't even think twice about re-using the same stupid phrases over and over. There's another word they use that annoys me... "Notice Board" ... they use that phrase because they needed a more theocratic word for the widely-known "Bulletin Board"... It's all about not being a part of the world... pompous dick-heads...
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  Why elders' wives are such gossipers...

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i have a theory as to why elders' wives gossip so much.

  i believe a big part of it has to do with the conversation running dry (between themselves and their elder husbands) after so many years of marriage.

  since they don't get to spend too much "quality time" together (because of the elder husband's hamster wheel schedule), when they do have some intimate time alone, the elder's wives will invaribly attempt to engage their husbands in any kind of interchange.

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  My sincerest apologies to all those ex-elder's wives who weren't gossipers when they were in... In retrospect, I shouldn't have made such a broad generalization... In my defense, though, for over 3 decades I had nothing but gossping elder's wives around me constantly. It was really sickening to hear that brother rebel was seen having a beer in a bar or that sister sexy shows too much cleavage or that brother educated thinks he's better then everyone else... I beleieve most of this gossip had a common denominator... jealousy...
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  Why elders' wives are such gossipers...

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i have a theory as to why elders' wives gossip so much.

  i believe a big part of it has to do with the conversation running dry (between themselves and their elder husbands) after so many years of marriage.

  since they don't get to spend too much "quality time" together (because of the elder husband's hamster wheel schedule), when they do have some intimate time alone, the elder's wives will invaribly attempt to engage their husbands in any kind of interchange.

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  I have a theory as to why elders' wives gossip so much. I believe a big part of it has to do with the conversation running dry (between themselves and their elder husbands) after so many years of marriage. Since they don't get to spend too much "quality time" together (because of the elder husband's hamster wheel schedule), when they do have some intimate time alone, the elder's wives will invaribly attempt to engage their husbands in any kind of interchange. However, since the only remaining conversation topics of any interest (after so many years of marriage) are usually the congregation scandals, that's what they inevitably end up talking about. Afterwards, when the elders' wives find themselves alone for too long, they start calling each other up to entertain themselves and enjoy a scandalous interchange of stories in an attempt to liven up their otherwise boring lives.

  But I could be wrong.
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  Circuit Overseer sign up sheet

  by A question in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  everyone knows that people sign up to have the co over for lunch wed. through fri. but in your area, did they (even privately, outside of a sign up sheet) also invite him over sometimes for dinner as well, at all?

  is this something that varies by co?.

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  We had a CO that would drop hints during Field Circus like: "It's been a really busy week so far. I wonder if I am I ever going to have an opportunity to get my car detailed this week." Of course, he would say that out loud in front of an elder knowing all too well that this elder would immediately volunteer to take the CO's car to the detailer right after Field Circus.
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  WTF

  by bigmac in

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  Calebs Airplane

  Evidently, that's a Bethel fork. I could tell by the official Watchtower place mat.
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  Blondie's Comments You Will Not Hear at the 05-26-2013 WT Study (DWELLING)

  by blondie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  a real dwelling for the faithful.

  dwelling for his name people today?

  8, 9. in what ways did jehovah prove to be a. real dwelling for jacob, and what can we learn.

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  They are really running out of nonsense to write about...